The Desert Island Theatre™

Question: If you were on a desert island with a theatre and you were allowed one production, what production would be showing -- with the added incentive that the cast would have access to the island and would be in character at all times?

Lex: I thought The Producers was good.

Gary: Did you?

Lex: You've got to think about which one has the best group of good looking girls in it, if they're going to be coming onto the island -- it's not just about the performance.

Gary: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Flying car and Julie Scrumptious or whatever her name is. Can I have the props?

Lex: The Lion King would be good, if you could have the props.

Gary: Yeah, you could always eat the cast if you get really desperate.