Metro wars

We've had some competitions in our time but, Jon brought on a whole new era when he joined us. Jon a veteran of reply letters to the Metro (Free Newspaper) has thrown down the challenge to Lex and anyone else who thinks they're hard enough, to come up with puns or Cernuschi-isms from following days stories. Anyway Lex today had his first success, even though it did appear just under Jon's.