Neil's recipe for tea

Place cup under Flavia machine.

Select 'espresso' setting and put a packet of tea through on that.

Do that again.

And once more.

Add a tiny dash of milk.

This is what he calls a 'Triple Royale'.

However that is what I call a 'Triple Caffeinated Cup of Grit and a Total Perversion of the Flavia Machine'.

Having said that, I have a feeling it just might make the production department run at three times its normal speed, despite the fact that Ondine's on holiday.